Oh shit, get your towels ready It's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this,
And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you'll stay He ran, for the president of Iran we ran together to a tropical island my Man,
You might like our penises. Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft. Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft. Tell me if it's soft,
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (Such a long
[The Lonely Island] Imagine in your mind a posh country club The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled
These days, a lot a cats is outta line Seems to me like they need to get punched Yeah, but where you gonna punch 'em? Yo, the choice is obvious I'll
Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her in my dreams Dream girl, you're
What is that Cristal? No, Dom P? Hell no This is that Carlos Santana champagne Oh shit, Santana DVX? That's my joint Mine too, but a lot of these busters
again I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefore your name is Incredibad Incredibad, Incredibad, Incredibad
Well, he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three, weeks old And when he blew into that horn
(x4) I'm on shrooms! (Yay!) La la la... I'm on shrooms.
lets make a pact What Lets make a suicide pact Uh no thats cra... I'll go first [gun shot] announcer: And the award for best comedy sketch goes to the lonely island
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon Call Parnell just to see how he's doin' Hello? What up, Parns? Yo, Samberg, what's crackin'? You thinkin' what
Reach for the stars! You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You're a winner! Welcome to the Space Olympics
Jorma: Hello? Kiv: Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? Jorma: No. The game's on. Kiv: Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there. We like sportz
(No I'm being serious) Yo, Its the Wild Wild West You came to the right place my man Get Ready, here we go (New Shit!) Welcome my Friends to the
Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay
(Spoken) Hey yo, check this out. I was just at the club right, heard these two dudes talking, one of them said to the other one, that they knew someone
