[Spoken] Girl... You look so good to me tonight. I fell that, well, You make me all emotional and... Emotional like...yeah... Let me just Blast you with
Hey, you dickhole, She was flirting with me. Hey, you fuckface, I just bought her a drink. Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak, Ruining the evening
Wahhhhh! Caffeine happy make me! Wahhhhh! Caffeine happy make me! Wahhhhh! Go all crazy maybe! Wahhh! Shown all aggravating! Wahhh! Solo that can make
(I wanna get an iPhone.) [x2] I wanna get an iPhone app That will help me out with remembering names. I wanna get an iPhone app That will get me a job
"For all you out there, who are dirty and weary. For all those out there, Smelling stinky and sour. For all you out there, who are in need of cleansing
Jawsh: "You know Rob, I was thinking. You know, I mean, we've done a lot of touring, sold a lot of CD's, you know, and, I really think that we need, it
I've been stuck At this stupid job for far too long And I just don't know How much more of it I can take before I lose it How can people that you see
All day i was working A shitty job with shitty pay My only motivation was leftovers From yesterday I go home and find that My lasagna is all gone Your
I wish I had a taco With plenty of hot sauce But all that I've got is A box of crackers I wish I had a pizza With mushrooms and sausage But all that
The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk, but then I found out that they only had One percent, but not two percent! One percent, but
You're an ORANGE! You're an ORANGE! You're an ORANGE! You're round and juicy and sweet You're an ORANGE! You're an ORANGE! You're an ORANGE! You're full
[*Vomit*] [*toilet flushes*] It's not so funny now is it?
Girl directions! Girl directions! Ok, so this is how you get here. You're gonna wanna take the 202... to the 101.... north. Don't get on the 60 though
Do you want a taco? (taco) Do you? (Do you) Do you? Do you want a taco? (taco) Do you? (Do you) Do you? Do you find that every thought you haves about
Who likes vaginas? I do, I do! Who likes vaginas? That would be me.
Die or I will kill you Until you die From when I killed you And you will die And I will kill you And you'll be die And I'll be kill you People... die
Hey, do you want to metal? I could metal. Do you want to metal? I'll metal if you metal. So we're going to metal? Yes, metal. Then it is settled. We shall
Begins to Stick?" Something like that? Yeah...yeah, that's better. Like um..."Under a Psychostick Sky." Ooh, how about..."Beneath the Psychostick Below? That's not bad...uhh..."As the Psychostick
