Lefty Frizzel. If I Had Half The Sense (a Fool Was Born With). Ляўшун Frizzel. Калі б я была палова Sense (Дурань нарадзіўся с).
... day If I had half the sense a fool was born with I'd pack my bags and I'd be on my way But I guess I'm twice as dumb as a biggest fool every morn Cause
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