Now that she's older As the embers of romance fade to mortgages and leccy bills Being comfortable and that Nobody told her that she'd ever reach the stage
I said Honey I sent you 400 bucks So you could buy some car Well I loved you so much I didn't get too far For my 400 bucks You were sweet that
I've got chicks to the left, women to the right Guess who it is I think about at night It's you, yeah you, it's you Baby you know who I got a little
sized baggies, with big white rocks inside So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, "Horton,
I went and I did some little thing wrong, That's why I had to go and write this song 'bout throwin' out the baby. You're throwin' out the baby, You
Once we had love in the beginning Everything was just too good to be true Yeah, but we made the mistake at the beginning Of thinking love would stay bright
Yeeeehaaaa!!!!! Party! Get naked! Buy us beer! (No/Build/Throw/?) furniture! Gin 'n Tonic! Get naked!
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show You'll also get to
Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby. You don't have to remind me, I smell like
I got a red car with blue tail lights Shiny red seats with piping in white Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she
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I'm the baddest of the bad Since you've been gone, The baddest of the bad, Since you've been gone. I lay around here And I just drink beer The
Oh yeah! Big D boogie woogie Twistin' cats and kittens too Do what all the cool dogs do Dancin' and carryin' on all night So far gone its outta' sight
Well, I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all Big little baby, big little baby Her heart is as big
Hey! You've got a bad reputation that's a what you got A bad reputation but I like it a lot A bad reputation and it's all over town A bad reputation
There's something that's been bugging us Texans. And It's time that we set the record straight. Concerning a species of cacti. That grows in a whole different
Like a man in love must do. I was moving in on you. And I didn't care how long I'd have to wait. I knew it was a bet. But I now know better yet. That
