[phone rings three times] Congratulations, you're the 20th caller! Huh? Yo man, I don't wanna be the 20th caller man I wanna hear Tha Alkaholiks, damnit
[J-Ro] Ahh! Y'all niggaz finally came back with the beers! [Tash] We're the Alkaholiks in the house! [J-Ro] Slow ass niggaz! [Tash] Hey let's pass out
[Intro:] Check it. Pass it over here nigga, ha ha ha. Check it out, check it out. [J-Ro:] Yo, my name is J-Ro, I'm from the 8-1-8, straight Golden State
[Verse One: J-Ro] I'm the beer rational outta national My cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravy Wsup wavy, thanks to my homey King
I'm no stranger, my mic has insurance But just to keep it safe I called E-40 for endurance So it's a everyday occurance for the Alkie fam to slam the Likwid
[J-Ro] Welcome to Tha Alkaholik function, yeah [Tash] Yes to party down [J-Ro] We came to party, we came to party, we came to party [Tash] Yes to party
(feat. King Tee) [J-Ro:] Yo, I'm from Killa Cali I wrote this rhyme in an alley The tall can MC stepping fresh out the valley I'm hella fresh comin
like "aww shit!" When you hear this likwid funk it's like "aww shit!" When I'm pushin through the crowd it's like "aww shit!" There goes CaTashTrophe, Tha Alkahol
J-Ro] Harmoo say what? [laughter] [tapping on podium] [man] I need erybody, in here, to come together, in harmonism and say I'm a alkaholik A Alkaholik
3 And after lesson three, if his style still stank I'ma tie his ass up and make him walk the plank [Chorus] [Verse Three: J-Ro] I was in my Likwid
m Drunk playing in the background] Brand new, from Likwid Crew Records It's Tha Alkaoliks, Greatest Hits [Daaam! playing in the background] Yes, Tha Alkaholiks
Yo yo we bout to make this run man We got we got uhh, DeBarge brothers in the house El and James y'all What y'all drinkin on man? [DeBarge] Shit, oh
got, we got, we got, we got Tha Liks "If y'all niggaz can't feel me, then y'all niggaz ain't real" Ahh-haha, I see the whole Likwid crew is up in this
(feat. Ol Dirty Bastard) [Tash] What's yo' name? What's yo' naaaaaame? [ODB] [burp] My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard... and I'ma Alkaholik [Tash] Yeah me