Jenny came over and told me 'bout Brad He's such a hairy behemoth she said Dumb as a box of hammers But he's such a handsome guy And I opened up and
Tomorrow the ground may shake Like they said it was bound to happen one day And the Hollywood sign will fall The final call Well, don't you fret and
You're scary, you terrify me I should draw the blinds Do it all the time I keep my love inside We'll be a bloody valentine You're lovely I've heard such
Would you have hidden me in your attic? That's the question I'd like to know Would you have climbed up to serve me dinner? Well, I hope so When the jack
Dear Claire, she gets up at three She makes some toast and a cup of tea But she forgot and watched TV As the water all boiled down The place almost burned
I could slip, I could fall In that mean and awful hall With the other jealous bitches And the bitter grumbling men I could sneer, I could glare say that
I know everyone's a good person inside Everyone wants just to be loved inside So whenever I think how you wasted my time I try to remember the good things
I live like a freshman I still have a roommate I even moved to Brooklyn I still need a roommate I bet you didn't know I don't make much for this show
So frail like a dying bird, so afraid So pale like a ghost in the wind, blowing away Waiting for someone to find you Someone carefully kind Someone strong
One leg in one leg out What do you get with a half a heart Part brave soul the rest is not What do you get with a half a heart? A half a mind, a half
Why are all our heroes so imperfect Why do they always bring me down Why are all our heroes so imperfect The statue in the park has lost his crown William
The box sites on the bridge The crowd is waiting The chains are locked across my chest There's no heart breaking I've done this show a thousand times
Me and Betty Shelly were at Cinnamon Park Waiting for the battle of the bands Betty's older brother had a bad reputation And a waterbed in his van He
Karen, she's my boss at the shoe store We sell to the rich on Madison Avenue I come in late from Brooklyn on the F train Karen says "honey, make this
I'm so happy when you're here And I'm not a happy girl So, like a miracle occurs I'm happy when you're near And all my angels appear And the demons leave
Can't you tell that I am dying inside? Can't you hear my muffled cry? Do you have to be told a thousand times? You're the guy who doesn't get it Don'
Love is never equal I learned that early at home Someone always loves more than the other And ends will always come So you might as well have beginnings
I once saw it in a book I had God was by my side My name in lights up there on the marquee And God was very proud I've been a miner for a heart of gold
