He'll never know why he let Betty go Through the tears, he threw the years away, oh So long ago and he still needs her so Alec's back oh, but Betty's
T wass a tragedy but, when she spied Alfie's nut Drooping down on top of his gut She could not believe it, Audrey's sides nearly split Twas this the
Charlie was a loafer, Charlie was a lout, huh But Charlie was the only bloke she ever cared about. Each night when she's alone, Charlies there Charlie
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He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those Squarest
My mates warned me long ago She will make you blue oo oo They said you've been had Untidy tart they told me so The home that I once knew oo oo Was a
She looks so diviine & I can't see Why she prefers that nerd to me How come she ain't mine, I wanna be I wish that I could be Ernie 'Ive got the blues
'T was only yesterday that we arrived in Palma Ever since then our love life has been a farce Pursued and wooed by that Sun tanned Majorca charmer Now
I gets me a night cap She says gee, I feel crap I shouts Oi! whats up? Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much She's gone, Yippee! I turn on, the TV
She's in to Superstition, black cats & voodoo dolls I feel a preminition, that girl's gonna make make me fall She's in to new sensations, new kicks in
May I always listen to the anniversary waltz with you Is this just a dream come true An anniversary wish for you May this be the answer to all future
Were 21 Today, 21 Today We've got the key to the door Never been 21 before Father says we can do as we like Mother says the same We're a bunch o'weirdos
Yesterday, Huey's lips were smiling Yesterday, when Huey was around She would never have no fear When she knew Huey was ere' She still hears the sound
A thousand streets of 2 bedroom semis We always dreamed that we,d have one o'these Oh what a pity they were built by Wimpey's That common lot drove
