I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin Don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to Oh well When
and sisters We are here for one reason and one reason alone To share our love of music I present to you, country music without prejudice, hey Country
school Before you got it down Now you ain't hip You're the biggest fool in town Oh, get it together Get it together, get it together Get it together, oh
's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'Hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah Victoria's Secret, well their stuffs real nice Oh
the evergreens There in an old cabin made of earth and wood There lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode He never learned to read or write so well
Don't lie for less, no, no, no, no Marie, Marie Helena You're my amour, you're my own heart Oh, Marie, Marie Helena Oh Marie, Marie Helena Left the
the drummer said, "Boy, those cats begin to roam" Oh, baby oh we oh oh Ooh, la la that rock 'n' roll Ya, hear me oh we oh oh Ooh, la la that rock 'n'
stood a log cabin made of earth and wood Where lived a country boy name of Johnny B. Goode He never ever learned to read or write so well But he could
know we keep on shining (Here we go!) Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds 'Bout to set this track on fire (Yeah, she's the queen of country) He's
Ladies and gentlemen Oh, oh, we like Got pussy everywhere Weed in the air I'm in my underwear My under the underwear Liquor everywhere Condoms over there
say oh my that little country boy could play his mama told him someday he would be a man, and he would be the leader of a big old band. many people coming
far too big to look at kid Your eyes won't open wide enough And you are constantly surrounded By the swirling stream of what is and what was Well, we
you don't like it here go back to your own miserable country It's Christmas in Cape Town but it ain't the same Oh, the boys on the beach are still
past I call it haulin' my ass Through that patch of grass over them railroad tracks Oh them railroad tracks them old railroad tracks Them good old notorious oh well
[Hook: Big Krit] I'll take you farther than far Somewhere near Mars We'll get hiiiiiiiiiiigh in the skkkkkkkky I'll take you where you can't be Unless
No Tango hats either, no bandana headdress, no TV's in the headrest Who would be a big mess, trust me drew it, without rap I'd be saying this here in country
Hell, Well here's a little story I've got to tell! About two bad b-boys with big hopes and dreams, Who drive across the country just to step on the
be going through the cell I do Give alias to any female, I screw One running with Fabolous, who knew as well as I do Every fed in the country wanna
