Вершы: Keeptheheat. Lost a Remote.

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Are you askin' yourself if you were a remote, what would you do? Well, I'll tell you, 'cause I'm a remote, and this is what I do!

Play with my dog,
Rotisserie chicken,
Mow the lawn,
Accordion,
Remote porn,
Jam session,
Vegetable lineup,
Granny's jacket,
Board games,
File documents,
See an octopus,
Dance with it!
Go swimming,
Water damage,
Completely useless,
Throw up the deuces!

Actually, just...forget I said that. Ah, I'll just go back to...where I was.