Вершы: Melissa Ferrick. I'm a Lesbian.

Please momma cant you see, I?ve always tried to please
I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees
You said that it's a phase, just something I?d out grow
But I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that I?d sure like to mow
Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along
But I'd prefer Madonna in a lacy thong

'Cause I?m a lesbian, I don?t like nothing swinging 'tween their legs
Yeah I?m a lesbian, I don?t know why God gave me eggs
When I have sex it's fun and clean, and no man can come in between
No I don?t need no magic wand
I?m a lesbian

They talk behind my back and criticize my life

But I get no complaints from Lou Diamond Philips' wife

'Cause I?m a lesbian, I'd rather be with Jane than Dick
Yeah I?m a lesbian, a penis doesn?t do the trick
When we go in for 69, I know hers is the same as mine
So hide your wives cause here I come
I?m a lesbian

I?m a lesbian
When does cheer leading practice start
Hey there cutie