Вершы: Animaniacs. I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual.

I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

When in a jam, I just yell 'stop' and villains in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up, and utter 'start' and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal

You see in matters comical, unusual and whimsical
We are the very model of cartoon individuals