Вершы: Agoraphobic Nosebleed. 4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches).

I'm big, I whack off in the heat
I'm real macho Master Yoda, here I come
The Yoda puppet's out on loan
But the guy who played the robot might be available for work

Somebody will do it to you
And if they don't, you will